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‘Catharsis On The Mall’ Brings Burning Man Spirit To Washington DC For Weekend Of Paganism And Gaia Worship

Coming today to the National Mall: a 70-foot-long metal dragon on wheels that doubles as a stage. A wooden temple that will be set ablaze. And events called “cascading into compassion” and the “consciousness hacking meet-up.” “And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works…

HIGHER EDUCATION: Harvard University Hosts ‘Anal Sex Workshop’ Entitled ‘What What in the Butt: Anal 101’

A workshop at Harvard University on Tuesday night delved into the ins and outs of anal sex, with a presenter denouncing the “stupidity of abstinence” and the joys of “putting things in your butt,” according to a College Fix reporter who attended the event. “But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be…

GAME OVER: After Months Of Relentless Air Strikes By President Trump, The ISIS Caliphate In Syria Falls

The end of the so-called Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL) caliphate that once expanded across vast swathes of two countries is within reach now that the jihadists lost the last-remaining city under their control in Syria and its final stronghold in Iraq along the border. EDITOR’S NOTE: Ever since Obama called ISIS the “JV Team”, the Islamic…